See? I told you guys that sexy selfie she posted a few months back would be good for Elle Fanning‘s career. Because now she just booked a L’Oréal gig, and I’m 99% sure we have that one picture to thank for this photoshoot. So here’s hoping there’s more where this came from, because I’ve always said Elle could have a very promising career as a professional model hottie. Screw acting.
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According to my sources, AKA Izabel Goulart‘s Instagram, the smoking hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel is currently taking a break from showing off her perfect bikini body for the cameras for work to… show off her perfect bikini body for the cameras on vacation. And unfortunately, it looks like she picked Greece for her vacation destination over some clear better options. You know, like my mom’s backyard. I guess our tourism campaign still needs work.
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I still can’t figure out when exactly Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.
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Every day I come acorss hot chicks for the site, but it is not often that one blows my pants off. Here is Instagram model Angelina Boyko and I would say her only flaw would be that chocolate spot on her perfect boobie. Not to worry, I would lick it off with pleasure. Anyway, her Instagram states that she lives in Miami, but there is no way this girl is not from Russia. We don’t produce this quality of genetically modified women.
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Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that Xenia Deli, AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know.
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I still can’t figure out when exactly Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.
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Every day I come acorss hot chicks for the site, but it is not often that one blows my pants off. Here is Instagram model Angelina Boyko and I would say her only flaw would be that chocolate spot on her perfect boobie. Not to worry, I would lick it off with pleasure. Anyway, her Instagram states that she lives in Miami, but there is no way this girl is not from Russia. We don’t produce this quality of genetically modified women.
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#greece #mykonos #daydreaming #eternalsummer #vacation